Christmas Fun
Christmas time: unwrapped presents and empty glasses a dirty table cloth and broken crackers Dad's asleep and so's the cat and there's a...
How to Write a Blog Post (The Frustrating Way)
Step 1: Idly check your blog and realise you haven't posted in an embarrassingly long time. Step 2: Resolve to remedy this problem...
In Defence Of Marmite
In defence of Marmite, my life long friend My childhood in a pop art jar of reds and yellows and browns My ray of light that breaks...
Hurricane Hormones
Eyebrows of thunderclouds bringing forth a storm Of moodiness and apathy and infuriating indifference With each shift over ice blue eyes,...
Caffeine Teen
It's a three cups of coffee kind of day Alarm goes off, race out of bed Run so fast I lose my head Through the door, into the rain Into...
Pizza Night
Ryan rang the doorbell of the house in the middle of the street. As he waited, he leaned heavily on one of the beams that made up the...
Rest In Tissues
The whole of class 2B was playing a game of musical colds, competing for who could cough the loudest or who had the most aggressive...
In Defence Of Writer's Block
In Defence of Writer's Block, he's not all that bad He's been my room mate for a few months now. At first I approached his stay with...
How To Make Chips- The Fun Way!
Please note that this is for entertainment purposes only. DO NOT try this at home. :) Step 1: Realise that your potatoes have gone mouldy...
Skulduggery Pleasant, Resurrection: Review
I have been reading the Skulduggery Pleasant book series since I was nine and immediately fell in love. Derek Landy's writing style is...
