How To Make Chips- The Fun Way!
Please note that this is for entertainment purposes only. DO NOT try this at home. :)
Step 1: Realise that your potatoes have gone mouldy and proceed to salvage as much of them as possible.
Step 2: Cut them up into irregular shapes so there is no way they can cook evenly.
Step 3: Season them with pepper, an unhealthy amount of salt, and mixed herbs.
Step 4: Wack them in the oven and cook them for 20 minutes at 220 degrees celsius.
Step 5: Remove the chips from the oven without using oven gloves.
Step 6: Burn yourself really badly.
Step 7: Proceed to publish your burn on social media and moan about it to absolutely everybody.
Step 8: Eat your chips and realise half of them are raw but you are now deathly afraid of the oven so there is no way you are going near it.
Step 9: Eat a lot of yogurt/ chocolate etc as compensation.
Step 10: Leave the kitchen in a horrendous state for your mum to clean up.
This would be funnier if it wasn't so true...
